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Den här lustigheten plockade jag från facebooklistan "Högskoleläckan", som är både rolig, informativ och spännande att följa. Där kan man t.ex. via en länk till Stanford få reda på varför inte gud innehar någon filosofie doktorsexamen, vilket man väl kanske skulle kunna kräva av någon med hens inflytande...

Why God doesn't have a Ph.D.
1) He had only one major publication.
2) It was in Hebrew.
3) It had no references.
4) It wasn't published in a referreed journal.
5) Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6) It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7) His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8) The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9) He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10) When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning his subjects.
11) When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12) Some say he had his son teach the class.
13) He expelled his first two students for learning.
14) He rarely came to class, and he just told students to read the book.
15) Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16) His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.